avion, dreapta fata.
o doamna a incercat pentru 30 de secunde sa rasfoiasca punga de vomitat. apoi a dat-o dracu si a scos un cancan din poseta.

evident, am aplaudat cu totii la aterizare, dar nici de aceasta data pilotul nu a iesit pentru un stage-diving.
poate data viitoare.

In Norway on Christmas Eve, visitors should know that after the family’s big dinner and the opening of presents, all the brooms in the house are hidden.

laura

Fie ca lumina sfantå så vå ghideze sufletul cåtre låcashe impanzite de dragoste, pace si alte lucruri super pizdå.

un gand bun pentru la toti

si la multi ani mamå

At an extravagant party during the reign of William III, the Hon. Edward Russel, captain general of the English forces, used the fountain in his garden as a giant punch bowl for mixing his drinks. The recipe included 560 gallons of brandy, 1,300 pounds of sugar, 25,000 lemons, 20 gallons of lime juice, and 5 pounds of nutmeg. Russel's bartender rowed about in a small boat, filling up the punch cups for the awed guests.

A three-letter, one-syllable word that becomes a three-syllable word by adding one letter to the end of it: The word "are" has three letters and one syllable -- "area" has three syllables.