Friday, October 16, 2009

operatiunea Mizilic

visam.
si visaaaam.
si visaaaaaaaaaam.

visam cå o fostå colegå de muncå imi povestea noua ei reclamå:

o gråmadå de capre cu råzbunare in suflet si insetate de sange incercuiserå o felinå mare.
"beeheehee cine mai e carnivor ciumec acum?" zice una dintre capre.
felinei i se citea din ce in ce disperarea pe fatzå, pe måsurå ce se strangea cercul. maraia, mai carpea cate-o caprå peste bot, da' fårå rezultat.

acesta avea så-i fie oare sfarsitul? sfartecatå de capre? (asa imi povestea colega)

SIII!! de nicåieri, apare un tzåran-de-la-munte zburåtor - sau må rog, era oarecum suspendat, se tinea de un fel de teleschi mai inalt asa.

(auzim un rock d-åla super-vesel si optimist din '80)

apucå felina, deschide o uså (se pare cå era o uså in apropiere), o aruncå acolo si inchide usa dupå ea.

se intoarce cåtre multimea de capre - care deja uitaserå de urå, parcå zambeau si-l urmåreau cu sufletul la gurå pe tzåranul-de-la-munte zburåtor, care le aratå cu degetu "ntz ntz ntz ntz ntz caprelor"

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Isi deschide larg bratele si zice "Smantana noastrå bunå se face fårå råutate."


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ce dracu? deschid un ochi, se cam pierde vraja trrrrtrrrrrrrtrrrrrrtrrrrrr
ce pizda må-sii
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må trezesc bine. trrrrrtrrrrrrr - parcå scrijelea cineva ceva. må uit prin camerå, chiaun, nu-mi dau seama de unde vine. nu se mai aude. mai stau vreo 5 secunde de veghe så våd dacå se mai aude si må culc la loc.

cred cå am mai dormit putin si trrrrrtrrrrrrrrtrrrrrrr.
iar må trezesc. må uit la ceas, 5:23. iar se opreste. incerc så nu må misc. incepe. trrrrtrrrrtrrrr. incerc så-mi dau seama de unde vine - dulap, nu - birou, nu - calorifer, da.
e, si ce så våd - unde intrå (sau de unde iese - nu stiu ce-a fost mai intai, caloriferu sau tzeava) teava de la calorifer in podea, gaura e putin mai mare. si våd un bot cu niste muståti.
am incercat så nu-l sperii si m-am apropiat ca un ninja, så må asigur cå nu visez.

era un soricel care tot dådea acolo de zor, incerca så-si facå loc så intre pe la mine prin camerå så vadå care mai e treaba. i-am pus numele Mizilic.
primul gand a fost "hmm så-i aduc o bucatå de branzå lu Mizilic" - n-a durat mult si mi-a futut ratiunea una dupå ceafå si mi-am dat seama cå asta-i Realitatea, si nu Ratatouille.

voiam så må culc la loc, deci trebuia så gåsesc o solutie rapid.

Asa cå, am dat cu mult parfum in gaurå - ? - mda, nici eu nu mai inteleg care era exact rationamentul - dupå care am gåsit o pungå mai tzapånå de carton si am indesat-o acolo ca-n filmele cu fisting.


cam asa. am zis så mai prind si io vreo 3 ore cinstite de somn, Mizilicless.

dar azi am luat måsuri. så te mai våd ce faci acum cå mi-am pus termopane.



Adieu, Mizilique.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

acu am ristrrrrrrrrr!
in categoria vis+propozitie memorabila, uite ceva de la un coleg de-al nostru (al meu si al lui Leo)

Costica: l-am visat azi-noapte pe lenin. se plimba pe langa un strat de fasole. era ingrijorat. a zis ”fasolea e trista!”
precizez ca era in noiembrie 1989!

deci fara ura, in 2009 :)

vezi ca te-am folosit de exemplu aici
(pay attention there are no comas:))
http://coaching2success.blogspot.com/2009/10/harta-nu-e-teritoriucoaching-cu-nlp.html

silvia said...

pff
si puteai sa ai si tu un animal de casa. putin pretentios, pun pariu

Doamna Brebenel said...

"un copil de pe la noi, aflat in canada in scop publicitar"?
hahaha

diaan said...

si eu am fost la sminarul lui dilts. nu am inteles deloc despre ce este vorba in postul ala despre copilul publicitar din canada

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